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Jean "it's good soup" Kirstein ([personal profile] neighsaying) wrote2023-12-08 12:11 am
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neighsaying: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft. (New drinking game)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2023-12-16 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Reiner's not ugly and you know it.

[ He's not going to debate the fuckability of the Armored Titan here because he's supposed to be terrified of him, but it was kind of fun, in a distant way, to use Reiner like a launching pad.

Since Eren doesn't cling, Jean doesn't wrap his arms around him. But he does lay on his side, one arm bent so he can prop his head on his hand and watch Eren, their legs touching. ]

If you were going based on attractiveness then Shadis would have been my first guess.
wintolive: fifteen (duicons 54)

[personal profile] wintolive 2023-12-16 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Jean's damn right that Eren knows it. He's had a crush on Reiner since the day they met, but of course, that all feels tainted now. Still, Eren doesn't stop loving when hate makes its entrance; it only gets worse. He doesn't find Jean's joke very funny, but the attempt to cheer him up isn't lost on Eren.

[He nudges Jean with one of his knees, muttering:]

Shut up. I meant his titan...

[Which is also just objectively incorrect. Have you seen that armored cake? Be serious.]
neighsaying: the window behind it is too small for it to go through. i'm impressed (singing on the bus should be illegal)

cw: casual canon-setting ableism

[personal profile] neighsaying 2023-12-16 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jean will let Eren diss the Titan form since he's feeling so bad. ]

I mean, yeah, there's almost no skin on it. You wanna get with someone who doesn't have skin on most of their body? Kinda gross.

[ Jean nudges Eren's knee back, a little harder. ]
wintolive: midhair (36)

[personal profile] wintolive 2023-12-16 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Eren nudges Jean's knee back, much harder. He's always been one to take things a little too far - especially with Jean.]

What are you getting at? It's not funny. [And yet, he doesn't really sound angry. Jean's attempt at distracting him might be working. Just a little bit.]
neighsaying: but a pink towel. (Came to class wrapped in nothing)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2023-12-16 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ At this point they're just playing angry footie with their knees. Jean hooks an ankle around Eren's so he can't knee him back. ]

Come on, it's kinda funny.
wintolive: fifteen (23)

[personal profile] wintolive 2023-12-16 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's not funny.

[He hooks his arm around Jean's head, attempting to shift enough that he can place the older boy in a headlock.]

You're just a jackass.
neighsaying: before 10am today (got to use the word 'gutterslut')

We could probably wrap it here with them fighting lmao

[personal profile] neighsaying 2023-12-16 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
And you're a hothead!

[ He hooks his arm around Jean's head but Jean's got the experience actually fighting people to put his hand where Eren's elbow is, keeping him from closing it around his head.

If Eren wants a wrestling match, he'll get one. ]
wintolive: fifteen (44)

:E

[personal profile] wintolive 2023-12-16 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[There are no rules to this wrestling match. Eren cranes his head and chomps down on Jean's shoulder. It's a gentle bite, but he's got sharp teeth. He hopes it stings at least a little - or makes Jean jump. Either one would be satisfying.]
neighsaying: (sick and tired of these walls)

WELL I CAN'T LET THIS STAND

[personal profile] neighsaying 2023-12-16 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ It sure makes Jean jump. Makes him jump them right into rolling off the bed, hitting the ground with a loud yelp.

#boys ]
wintolive: fifteen (duicons 54)

[personal profile] wintolive 2023-12-16 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Naturally, Eren's hubris has caused not only his friend to suffer, but himself as well. Jean's legs are locked around his; when he rolls off the bed, so does Eren, landing with a hard thud.]

Shit, dude. What the hell was that?
neighsaying: and these are not my pants! (this is not my bathroom)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2023-12-16 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean? You bit me!

[ Grumbling, but he's clearly not actually that irritated, pushing at the arm still around his neck. ]
wintolive: fifteen (McRib is back?)

[personal profile] wintolive 2023-12-16 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
And I'll bite you again.

[He makes an attempt at Jean's other shoulder.]
neighsaying: (about to make existential crisis tacos)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2023-12-16 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Knew there was a reason you turn into a dog!

[ No! He's not allowing this, ducking his shoulder down in an attempt to scramble away from Mr. Bitey over there. ]
wintolive: multiple (duicons 53)

[personal profile] wintolive 2023-12-16 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Eren simply grabs at Jean's legs, wrapping his arms tightly around them in an attempt to keep him from crawling away.]

I'll bite you then too! I can take it all the way now, you know. [These words, of course, punctuated by small grunts of effort as they continue to "wrestle".]
neighsaying: (I missed the land of milk and honey)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2023-12-16 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jean only half heartedly kicks in Eren's hold. He's taller than him now and has more muscle. He wouldn't care if Eren still had his shifter abilities, but right now he doesn't, and he very much doesn't want to explain a foot bruise to Mikasa. ]

I'll set you on fire, you dumb mutt.

[ Jean growls it out as he tries to pull his feet out. He's gonna lose a sock at this rate. ]
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